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আমি এখানে কিছু এস.এম.এস. দিচ্ছি যেগুলো পড়ে তোমাদের খুব ভালো লাগবে।

1. b4 u Pray (Forgive)

b4 u Criticise (Wait)

b4 u Speak (Listen)

b4 u Spend (Earn)

b4 u Write (Think)

b4 u Quit (Try)

b4 u Die (Live)

2. Words by Abdul Kalam:

"Don't dream about beauty.

It spoils your duty"

"Dream about your duty.

It makes your life beauty."

3. Wishing u a day soft as silk....

White as milk....

Sweet as honey & full of money....

May all ur dreams come true.

MANY MANY HAPPY RETURNS OF YOUR BIRTHDAY.

4. If U Pass In Xam

Mom Says-

Bohot Khushi Ki Baat Hai.

Dad-

Mera Beta Sher Hai.

Luvr-

So Swt.

&

Frnz-

Chor Saale Kab Padha Be, Cheating Ki Thi Na.

5. Tch-AKBAR kon tha?

Std-Pta nhi

Tch-Padai pe dhyan do to pta chale

St-sir,mohit kon hai?

Tch-Pta Nahi

St-Apni beti pe dhyan do to pta chale?

6. Hm uth ke Chale teri mehfil Se

Piche se tumne pukara bhi Nhi

Fir khud hi ruk gaye kadam Mere

Qki Teri dosti ke bina Mera Guzara bhi Nahi.

7.  A baby was lost at a mall and he was shouting

"F"

"F"

Guess why?

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Think again?

.

.

.

F="ma"

(Newton's 2nd Law)

A child know physics but u don't.

Toh tera kya hoga!!!

8. Agr Aap

Metric,

Inter,

BA,

MBA,

BE,

B ED,

BSC,

MSC,

BBA,

CA,

LLB,

B Tech,

Ya

PHD

Pass Ho To Batao ki

"SASURAL" Ko English Me Kya Kehte hai.

9. Wat is gaali ?

Krodh k samay mukh se nikle ashleel shabd athva shabdo ka samuhjinke ucharan k paschat vyakti k hriday ko shanti ka anubhv hota he.

10. Ek Arse se Yeh Ankhe SOi nahi

hasi nahi

Roi nahi

Mili nahi

Khoi Nahi..

Ek baat Thi Dil me Jo aap se kabhi

Kahi Nahi

Ki aap Jaisa

Koi Nahi..

11. If u didn't have a GOOD DAY,

don't worry.

There are

many

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Other biscuits

like

50-50

20-20

Parle-G

Little Hearts.. etc

Try them. .

12. "friend" is

F

fire

of

confidence,

R

river

of

affection,

I

idea

of

life,

E

end

of

sorrows,

N

name

of

trust

D

depth

of

love.

13. Mandiro me Hath Jode jate H

Masjido me Hath Failaye jate H

Per sirf "DOSTI" hi ek aisa Rishta H

Jisme Hath Milaye jate H.

14. Brain is d mst outstanding organ.

It works for 24hrs 365dys continuosly 4m d tim of birth.

Bt stops only wen we enter d exam hall.

Dhokebaaz..!

15. 3 ways to write in exam

Look up for

INSPIRATION

Look down for

CONCENTRATION

&

Look around for

INFORMATION.

16. Friendship is a silent gift of nature.

More old.more strong.

More deep.more clear.

More close.more warm.

Less words.more understanding.

17. Mobiles r So Irritatng!

Daily Charge! Monthly Rechrge! Anoying beeps! Always Disturbng! Bt Still I LOVE My Mobile Bcoz It Connects

U & Me.

18. Love is a postCARD

Life is a visiting CARD

Wife is a memoryCARD

Lover is a invitation CARD

But,FRIENDSHIP is a ration CARD

Keep it safe...!!

19. Sir- Sonu, Why r U Late

Sonu- Actually Sir, Meri Car

Sir- Talk In English

Sonu- My Car Fassing In Kicchad

No Hiling

No DulingOnly Popo Karing.

20. Kisi ne mujh se pucha.

Dost kya h?

maine kaha

1mannat

1Dua

1Izzat

1Hifazat

1Rishta

1Bharosa

1Taqat

1Haqiqat

1Ehsas

1Mithas

21. Yad hy tume vo school k din?

Hm kitna khelte the

Bate karte the

Jagadte the

haste the

Rote the

Nahi yad?

Kese yad hoga hm 1school me kaha the.

22. Friends may 'Meet'

Friends may 'Scatter'

But if Hearts r ' Loyal'

Distances nvr Matter

Keep in touch so dat

out Friendship grows 'Better'.

23. Aap Dikhne Me No.1

Apka Andaz No.1

Apki Bate No.1

Apke Nakhre No.1

Apki Hasi No.1

Apki Chal No.1

Apki Khubsurti No.1

Or Main

Fekne Ne B No.1.

24. SANTA Court me gaya.

JUDGE:

"Order ! Order !"

SANTA:

"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:

"Shut Up !"

SANTA:

"No, No... 7-Up!

25. True Relations Have The Most Unique Character like SALT.

Their presence is nevr remembered

But Their absence makes all the things tasteless...

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